Rum and coke anyone? Next time, hold the coke.

[Blutarsky]

#1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from
the highway after a car accident.

#2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days.

#3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the 'real thing' sit for one hour,
then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

#4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds
Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

#5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble
away the corrosion.

#6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

#7. To unclog a drain: Pour a can of coke and watch it dissolve and clear.  As good as Drano. 

#8... To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run
through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your
windshield.

Make you thirsty? 

[RIVERS]

#1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from
the highway after a car accident.

#2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days.

#3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the 'real thing' sit for one hour,
then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

#4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds
Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

#5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble
away the corrosion.

#6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

#7. To unclog a drain: Pour a can of coke and watch it dissolve and clear.  As good as Drano. 

#8... To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run
through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your
windshield.

Make you thirsty? 

Note--these tips work with 'regular' Coke, not Diet...Pepsi will not work either.

[RIVERS]

It will actually help remove stains from things...unfortunately it may replace that catsup stain with a Coke stain.

Best use is for cooking, particularly pork. Try a spiral ham or baby back ribs with Coke and a splash of bourbon...excellent. 

[Ballhawk]

what if you  snort it , will it clear up your stuffy nose

[PatsFan]

Not so much ...

[RIVERS]

what if you  snort it , will it clear up your stuffy nose

Only the liquid coke...like when someone says something hilarious as your drinking the stuff and it comes out your nose because your laughing so hard. Clears the sinuses right out. 

[Ballhawk]

Only the liquid coke...like when someone says something hilarious as your drinking the stuff and it comes out your nose because your laughing so hard. Clears the sinuses right out. 

i did that with beer when i was 16 , someone told a joke when i was drinking a beer . 

[RIVERS]

i did that with beer when i was 16 , someone told a joke when i was drinking a beer . 

Beer @ 16?...my gawd you were a late bloomer.